February 9, 2009
Valentine’s Day. You probably fall into one of two categories: the miserable singletons who are reminded yet again that they fail at romance; or the sturdy couple whose male contingent probably... [Read more...]
February 4, 2009
I ate an unimpressive sandwich and brought an ugly-smelling car air freshener. And two horror lesbians were practically having sex right in front of me as I tried to pay attention to a band this evening. ... [Read more...]
February 4, 2009
In case you hadn’t realised, it’s snowed across England over the past couple of days. Of course, you’ve realised though. If you didn’t spot the freezing weather and mysterious appearance of multiple... [Read more...]
January 27, 2009
Generally speaking, I’m a considerate person. We all have our moments, I’m sure. But overall, I’m aware of what’s going on around me; conscious of time, space and people; responsive... [Read more...]
December 19, 2008
The oscillating swing of a pendulum describes recent and current goings on: incredibly busy and exciting one moment; slowing down to some chilled time with good friends and lazy nights; before swinging... [Read more...]
December 10, 2008
I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s just me who has spent time wondering what rockstars eat. It’s a biological certainty that they do eat. For all the God-like qualities some behold, they are, alas,... [Read more...]
November 21, 2008
So, last night. Thursday. Chinese Democracy launch party. That’s another story which involved four Tommy Lees and an Argentinian Slash-a-like. Anyway, 1.30am, outside the club, a Polish couchsurfer... [Read more...]
November 17, 2008
LTI played The White Hart, Mile End on Friday night. It started with a lot of waiting, then ended with dancing girls. OK, so headlining means that eveyone’s drunk by the first chords of the... [Read more...]
November 15, 2008
Offer of The Week Unexpectedly, late on a Thursday afternoon, I received a text message from an American number. David was a Brooklyn boy, born and bred. The only things that defined him more than his... [Read more...]
November 10, 2008
Ok, so time for bit of a rant. But first, a disclaimer. This is not directed at anyone specifically other than myself since I realise that I have created the problem here. Yes, believe or not, I... [Read more...]
October 10, 2008
Usually, Friday would mean work for me. I enjoy going to work on Friday because it’s so so close to the weekend. And the weekend usually means two whole days of doing whatever I like. Today,... [Read more...]
October 7, 2008
It started on Friday night, continued on Saturday morning for breakfast, then there were copious sausages at the Bavarian Beerhouse. We threw sauage skins at busty waitresses serving us steins of beer. ... [Read more...]
October 4, 2008
…is antibanter!!! Read More →
October 4, 2008
- belts too heavy to wear - Ratt covers - kids saying stupid stuff - Dance Ejay - stacking shoes on the CD player so that it works - making the bed to Motley Crue at 1am when you can barely... [Read more...]
October 1, 2008
The two have potential to marry and live happily ever after in a blissful utopian odyssey. This morning, as realisation sank through me, I was the vicar, the ring, the church, the tin cans and every... [Read more...]
September 23, 2008
…I slipped into fifth gear whilst bombing up the Yellow Brick Road. Or as it turned out, it was before the weekend even began. Thursday night saw me running into old press officers at the Duff... [Read more...]
September 22, 2008
Fed up with fakers, thieves, beggars and hangers-on. What springs to mind? Street-livin’ devils? Hustlers, salesmen, tricksters? I’m not talking about those on the street – they’re... [Read more...]
September 13, 2008
Having just had six weeks off work, it’s odd to return to a full week yet, by the end of it, feel you’ve achieved nothing. After spending X hours in my currently-very-ugly classroom, I get home... [Read more...]
September 11, 2008
Shockingly caucasian, I’m wagin’ on you cravin’ to be saying whatever will please. Whilst mirroring me. Assuming free, what do you want to be? Don’t think I don’t notice... [Read more...]
September 10, 2008
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