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Fugative and Radio 1 DJs – they’re all fucking nuts!

February 13, 2009 by  

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Fugative and Radio 1 DJs – they’re all fucking nuts!

Hip-hop when done properly can be pretty funky, but it needs good beats and most importantly engaging and thought-provoking lyrics. London born Fugative is only 15 years-old and it’s difficult for me to denounce someone of such tender years – especially after someone with the prestige of Radio 1’s Nick Grimshaw has claimed: “The kid is the nuts.” Now who am I to argue against such an informed and intelligent comment from a Radio 1 DJ, the likes of who herald Kelly Osbourne et al and is interesting for nothing more other than having a “distinct Lancashire accent!”

So, as I was explaining hip-hop only carries any artistic merit if the lyrics are provocative, possess emotional depth or tell a story more interesting than having a “cap” popped in your ass or doing a runner from the fuzz. Fugative however, goes with the following:

‘J-I-M-M-Y girl you know you look so fine….
S-H-O-E girl you got me going crazy, crazy, crazy…’

Oh, he’s nuts alright!

At Guantanamo Bay, during the war on Terror, US Special Ops psychologically tortured Islamic detainees by repetitively playing them annoying western music so they would crack under the strain. Needless to say they have plenty to choose from but went with, Fleetwood Mac, Kris Kristofferson and the ‘I Love You’ jingle from kids cartoon chracter, Barney the purple dinosaur. I’m not overly familiar with any of these songs, but I’m certain they can’t be much worse than Fugative!

– Richard Oldale


 

 

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