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Jaymo & Andy George – Hold Me Back (featuring J2K)

September 10, 2010 by  

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Jaymo & Andy George – Hold Me Back (featuring J2K)

NAME: Jaymo & Andy George
SINGLE: Hold Me Back (featuring J2K)
DATE: 6September2010

LABEL: Moda Music


FIVE WORD REVIEW: Displeasing and uncreative dance music.

LOCATION: London, England.

LINE UP: Jaymo (decks), Andy George (decks), J2K (vocals)

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WHAT’S THE STORY?: Have you ever craved for Dizzee Rascal to erase his radio-friendly choruses in favour of embracing our nation’s `chav’ culture with odious `club’ music? If so, `Hold Me Back’ will be the ideal accompaniment for your Burberry cap and counterfeit Adidas tracksuit.

For more dignified individuals, this track is symptomatic of those ASBO-award winning youths that haunt our streets with abhorrent noise, amidst shouts of “Do you want a fight,mate? Because you’ll get one if you don’t give me any `tinnies’, mate.”

There is simply nothing within this single that constitutes musical creativity, leaving the listener with three minutes of lifeless dance beats and nonsensical lyricism: “I don’t care who is the hardest. I’m safe, as I can walk around in a harness?” Alarmingly, the horrifying truth is that `Hold Me Back’ isn’t a parody.

SOUNDS LIKE: The imitative dance music reverberating from the mp3 players of your local dole queue.

YOU’LL LIKE THIS IF: You count `happy slapping’ as a recreational activity.


Submitted By ASmith



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